DJI Go Android App Flight Simulator

So I have two DJI platforms, and have had them for about 6 months now. I keep seeing these references all over the Internet and YouTube about how handy it is to have the DJI simulator built into the app. And how great it is that you can just turn on the remote, configure it with your phone or tablet, just as if you were actually going to fly. But when I do all that and get to the first DJI Go app page, you know, where it shows which aircraft you can select, there is no simulator app.

So I’m running a DJI Phantom 3 Standard and a DJI Inspire 1 v2.0, both using the same DJI Go app. I’m all Android all, the time so hopefully it’s not another one of these “iOS people get it but Android people don’t” things.

I do have the DJI Windows 10 PC Simulator App downloaded onto the laptop. And much to my utter shock, after I connected the Inspire controller to the computer with a USB cable, a few false starts, the thing actually loaded and let me fly. But MANNNN is it dog slow. And let’s be honest here, I’m pretty sure that downloading a DJI executable was probably not the best decision of my life. But you know what, have at it China, you guys already have literally every single byte of my personal data from when you stole all the Top Secret Clearance applications from OPM. Good thing it wasn’t important or anything…

Anyway, didn’t mean to digress. So, can anyone help me find, use, and enjoy the Android DJI Go App’s Flight Simulator?